February 2012
75 posts
Condemning someone else's marriage because it's...
Tumblr: Can I touch your butt
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Colin Firth: No but I can
Tumblr: Shut up Colin
Interviewer: Why do you think people love Doctor Who so much?
Russell T. Davies: Because it's the best idea ever invented in the history of the world.
Me: Mum I just love Colin Firth.
Mum: Oh yeah, what's he done now?
Me: ...Been Colin Firth?
samimarie16:
When you’re reading fanfiction on the bus with your phone, and you think its all fluffy and nice, the BAM. Smut.
Then you feel as though everyone and anyone is reading over your shoulder and going to yell or faint or something.
When you read fics in class. I meant what?
Interviewer: Benedict Cumberbatch just touched your bottom
Colin Firth: I know, I'm quite lucky
“I’m always cast as sort of slightly wan, ethereal, troubled, intellectuals or...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch
dear mr. cumberbatch, you are not allowed to say these things without getting over here and proving them right the fuck now.
(via inthecompanyofthetimelord)
It's like at funerals.
People think they’re comforting you because you’re upset, but really you’re upset because their comforting is reminding you that you should be.
Honestly, I’m kind of mostly upset that I dragged myself out of bed and put on a bra and deodorant for this. Well that’s taken care of now I’ve showered.
Also, I have to remember to wear make-up on Monday.
I ship a nine hundred year old alien with a blue...
Invited Bitchface out for tea and have gotten no...
John: Oh, please, can we not do this this time?
Sherlock: Do what?
John: You, being all...mysterious, with your...cheekbones and turning your coat collar up so you look cool.
Sherlock: ...I don't do that.
John: Yeah, you do.
I like ot use clever words because I'm 90% sure...
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The awkward moment when you know exactly what your...
I'm gossip and I don't know how to feel about...
Mum walks in "My God, haven't you found that...
“What I said about Rupert and me was that we don’t text each other at the moment....”
– Daniel Radcliffe on if his words (about his friendship with Rupert Grint) in the Daily Mail were misconstrued. - The Globe and Mail (via thepotterfanatic)
Toongen - I don’t see why it would matter if they weren’t friends. Like, fair enough if what he’s said here is true, but if...
2, 4, 6, 8 I HATE IT WHEN I MENSTRUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unpopular Opinion Of The Day
frangipaniprincess:
I prefer Pansy Parkinson to Hermione Granger
Quote of the day: Religion is like a Penis. Its...
-Stole from Facey which stole it from God knows where.
cutiepye:
bradisourking:
they speak english
it looks like a desert
i’m saying Australia.
I’m saying its in Western Australia somewhere =3
When Mother and I decided I was in Australia last night, I turned out to be in New Zealand.
Frangipani Princess: thepiraticalqueeninthenorth:... →
thepiraticalqueeninthenorth:
BAD HORSE
bad horse
BAD HORSE
bad horse
he rides across the nation
the thoroughbred of sin
he got the application that you
just
sent
in
it needs evaluation
so let the games begin
a heinous crime
a show of force
a murder would be nice of course
BAD…
“SMALL VALENTINE’S DAY POEM
Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Which is a...”
– http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2006/02/small-valentines-day-poem.html (via neil-gaiman) 