January 2012
71 posts
Birdy: They can be either acid or base; it changes depending on what you put them in.
Tina: So, like a hermaphrodite?
Me: Well, it changes depending on what you put it in.
“Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal,...”
– John Green (via illuminatedreverie)
“My thoughts are stars I can’t fathom into constellations.”
– John Green (via thebaskervilles)
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via theytookmyluna)
“The funny thing about the acting business is that there are more poofs in it...”
– Martin Freeman
(via moriartea)
MARTIN YOU GOD
I’m having strange Performance in a Leading role flashbacks
(via benedictatorship)
Oh my god everything is Performance In a Leading Role and everything’s perfect
(via timelordy-teganbreann)
The moment when you're such good friends you plan...
adubs132:
1. Benedict Cumberbatch (the amount of smoking pictures i have for this man is absurd)
he’s like a dragon! OMG He’s smaug!
2. Colin Firth
3. Martin Freeman
4. Hugh Laurie
5. Mark Gatiss
6. Matt Smith
7. David Tennant
The awkward moment when Dad casually asks if I...
So much excitement in the next week alone!
Tonight is the much anticipated After-Harvest Party! Parties at Mal’s are always divine, and I get to ride shotgun in Bubbles again.
Monday I’m going to Melbs and get to (finally) meet up with the original BFF! First time in over twelve years we’ll hang out, plus who doesn’t love the city?
Sleepovers with El this week! Barely get to see her anymore and I think she said...
Someone sent me a highly graphic fan fiction...
devdevnumnums:
doing the deed at a Pokemon themed birthday party.
… It was hot.
cutiepye:
dest-iel:
bethmai:
oh my GOD i am so BORED of finchel
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Dude, it's Friday!
Had such a terrible day at work today. Not quite as bad as Monday when a customer walked in on me yelling at the pricing gun to “Just fucking stop!” but I was on the verge of tears at points. Partly becuse of the actual work and partly because no one told me that Bella was apparently going to the Disney concert in my place. But I finished the order and sat there playing Solitaire.
By...
i am and always will be the optimist: Harry Potter... →
nevillethebamf:
“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”
“Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night,” said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. “What do…
Every episode of Merlin
*magical happenings*
Arthur: Merlin I love you
Merlin: What?
Arthur: I said you are a useless servant I don't know why I put up with you
Gaius: advice that no one listens to
Arthur: Magic might be alright
Merlin: Arthur I love you
Arthur: What?
Merlin: I said you are a prat you have no friends I don't know why I put up with you
Uther: SORCERY
Morgana: evilevilevil
Arthur: omg magic sucks I can't believe I thought it was alright
Uther: diedie evil magic!
Arthur: I exile you!
Merlin: *saves the day and then gets shit for it*
Gwen: I'm pretty and I give advice that no one listens to
Merlin: Gwen go away get away from my Arthur
Gwen: What?
Merlin: I said you are my best friend I love you a lot
Merlin and Arthur: *laugh about something homosexual and pretend they're not in love*
Gaius: *makes Merlin eat something gross, more laughter*
Dragon: MERLINNNN
kurt-york:
marcjacobsrain:
“tweet about me being brilliant,” ryan murphy hisses as he sits on his throne gazing at his extensive collection of chained up glee stars
