So I have this friend...
Well, I use the term friend loosely. She’s more this girl we let hang with us coz we’re so accepting and are too nice to kick her out. She is constantly bitching about members of the group to other members. I’ve always said I can’t wait for her to say something to/about me. Then I have a clear right to say something back. Well, now I have my chance. She has this stupid...
I just want gifts. I want a day where I can get with my friends and family and...– Josh Thomas (via louisianna)
They always say One Direction Infection...
But my mind always says One Direction Erection…
I have a headache.
Amelia better not be making me sick, coz she looks dead. In other news, I really really wish the best friend was here with me. I mean, I’ve only had one day of work experience, but I feel it would be so much more epic if she was across the divide. And I would be able to ask her what I think, as opposed to having a complete (albiet nice) stranger there. Also, I’m getting better at...
Periodic Picnic Table of Elements
edwardspoonhands: bookandmusicfever: I don’t know if it’s just because I’m a nerd or what… but this table is just plain awesome!!!!!!! I wish our school had it! This goes in every park on Nerdfighteria Island.
I like that Twitter and Tumblr give me a platform...
My mind sees Sherlock as a kind of least loved...
Doctor Who: BBC! BeeeeBeeeeCeeeeeeeee!
BBC: Hush now Doctor Who, my sweet. My pretty. What do you want? A new series? Five? A Christmas Special? All of Moffat's attention? How about a new type of hat. Huh? Would you like a new hat?
Sherlock: Can I...?
BBC: No. Go stand in the corner and eat your jam.
… Why is it that we listen to the part of the Bible that says it’s an...– Josh Thomas (via pyrotechnicalmiracles)
I just posted 'Closets and Corridors' on Wattpad! →
This be the story I wrote for Extension which led Naughty to ask if I was gay.
Got some exams back today.
Looked at my Physics mark and thought “How did I do shit? I’ll totally drop ranks now.” Turns out I had the second highest mark. And when I got a few extra (deserved) marks my whole ranked got bumped up to second. I also beat some of the more academic students(i.e. more acadmic than me) in Chem without a calculator. Also improved in Math Ext from half yearly. That one was...
I hate when my friends are having problems and I don’t know how to help/what to say. I feel helpless.
During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind
Body: Im sleepy. go to sleep. I don't care that you have an assignment due tomorrow, you're sleeping now. cool.
Being comfortable with the fact you're likely to...
Walking out exams...
Quack: *groans* My shoelace is undone. Me: *groans louder* Quack: *eyeroll* You’re only groaning coz you know you have to do it up. Me: Exactly. What are you even groaning for?
I have exams today.
All I really hope is that my handwriting is legible enough.
You know it's polygamy when you have to keep a...
Frangipani Princess: toongen: Frangipani Princess:... →
toongen: Frangipani Princess: You know what I miss? toongen: frangipaniprincess: toongen: Morning walks to the canteen with the best friend. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten as many toasties as I did in those days. Lunch was so easy. Now I spend every lunchtime wondering what… Yes! Bitch pe teachers. And thye legit threatened, not like thse couple of times tookie did when he...
Frangipani Princess: You know what I miss? →
toongen: frangipaniprincess: toongen: Morning walks to the canteen with the best friend. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten as many toasties as I did in those days. Lunch was so easy. Now I spend every lunchtime wondering what I’ll eat. I fucking miss this so much. Every lunch time I… Hahaha, I still don’t understand how everyone loved that teacher. Apart from being a pdh...
You know what I miss?
frangipaniprincess: toongen: Morning walks to the canteen with the best friend. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten as many toasties as I did in those days. Lunch was so easy. Now I spend every lunchtime wondering what I’ll eat. I fucking miss this so much. Every lunch time I stand in line and have to contemplate what I’m going to buy and IT’S ALL SO HARD. I MISS YOU SO MUCH! We had the greatest...
I don’t know where people got the idea that characters in books are supposed to...– John Green [1:42-1:59] (via sleuthingsheets)
You know what I miss?
Morning walks to the canteen with the best friend. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten as many toasties as I did in those days. Lunch was so easy. Now I spend every lunchtime wondering what I’ll eat.
If I took my lunchbreak at four
and it’s still continuing at seven, but I haven’t had lunch, is my next meal lunch or is it dinner?
Thomas Jaspers: RE: Opinion piece by Jeff Kennett →
thomasjohn86: I sent the following email to Beyond Blue regarding Jeff Kennetts opinion piece in the Herald Sun. If you missed it, lucky you, here it is: http://www.heraldsun.com.au/opinion/children-need-mum-and-dad-for-best-mental-health/story-e6frfhqf-1226132579875 And my reply: To whom it may concern, I would like to enquire as to Beyond Blue’s position on the opinion piece written by...
Twincest and an Elektra Complex...
Was watching more Outrageous Fortune today and on top of the twincest threesome the other night, total step-daughter/-father sex. Well, daughter/mother’s boyfriend. And it’s so weird. But everyone was there and talking (in my house, not in the show) so I didn’t get the full effect.
Philosophers Stone was published in 1998, the year...