Hogwarts Houses from different POV's →
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Before this year I had never gone over a word/time...
Here is why I should be school captain.
Every year I stand out there thinking ‘why do we have to stand here listening to all these dull speeches that barely affect my vote – if at all?” But we have to give them so you have to listen. I don’t think I’m necessarily any more qualified than my peers to be school captain, we just have different qualifications. Though I do think my academic based extra-curricular activities would give me...
nextbloom asked: Just read them some Harry Potter and that really should get you the job.
Why should I be school captain?
Tomorrow I have to give a speech to the entire school to get votes for school captain. Problem is, I kinda don’t wanna get school captain and I only really nominated out of a sense of obligation. And I also hate captaincy speeches. Every year I listen to them with already set ideas of who should get the job and wonder if the speeches make any difference. I mean, I listen to the funny ones...
Boobs are so fucking annoying. Like, they’re just there and heavy and sore and annoying andmy chest hurts and it’s like ‘Just fuck off!’
is it still me that makes you sweat?: I wonder... →
makunahatata: I wonder what it was like to be a random student at Hogwarts during the Trio era. Year 1: “Mountain troll? Hm, tad unusual. Hey look, it’s H the P!” Year 2: “Oh that Harry Potter, flying to school in a car.” “Fuckin’ Harry Potter, man. Setting a snake on that kid.” “Fuckin’ snake in the…
Pretty sure I had a total of about forty-five minutes sleep last night. They just kept putting more movies on. Also, young Richard Gere can go on the castle list. I’d tap that. Twice. Think I need to go nap in the shower.
"I used to think you were good looking with dark...
Not sure whether to be insulted on behalf of my red hair or just take the compliment. Also really curious about who my supposed boyfriend was.
I refuse to refer to JK as 'Queen Rowling'.
I’ve declared my hate for her too often (and honestly) to give her such a high status in my head-canon.
Did I tell y'all I'm a Slytherin?
I am. And proudly so. Slytherin was always my secondary house (After my still beloved Ravenclaw), but as the day went on and I realised at least I wasn’t a Hufflepuff I grew to love my position. I can maintain my superior attitude and my merciless mocking of Quack was very suited. Super proud to share my house my with my homeboy Merlin and the best friend. Also, my year advisor is...
If you ignore the vomit-worthy things he does, I find Bear Grylls kinda attractive. Also, I stink. Need to shower badly.
I hate when people don't let me be superficial.
There’s no harm in it and you know I’m not really like that (or so you say) so why bother telling me I’m wrong?
Moosh + Lionel appreciation gif spam
kit-emerges: You will be missed Lionel. None of the graphics are mine.
ULTIMATE FAVOURITE THING ABOUT POTTERMORE:
holly-copter: Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them by Newt Scamander. “If Newt Scamander hasn’t found it, it’s not worth finding.” Newt Scamander is a Hufflepuff. Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.
"'Boyfriend' is just another one of those gross...
Dan can't believe that Mum let's me watch Wilfred.
… Maybe I won’t tell him I’ve been watching the original series all weekend?
I am having the worst holiday imaginable.
Starting out with two four o’clock wake-up calls and four-five hours of travelling. Then insane exhaustion and mood swings. Add thaat to my general impatience and the fact that Isa gives you headaches and blood noses (only had a headache so far but it’s a fucking killer!) and I am not having the best time. Went to order Domino’s earlier and ended up in the brother’s dark...
nextbloom asked: The Voice is an awful show,
Cee-lo has T-Rex arms.
Also, the Voice seems to give contestants a right to be pretentious douchebags by practically making the judges beg for them.
Reblog if you have a beautiful best friend.
Someone made a bio joke on a Chemistry page.
Pree sure he was ostracised.
I keep remembering I have Prom in two days and...
Should probably try to sell a few more tickets…
I love nerding out with my cousin on Facebook.
Just realised I have to spend Thursday afternoon packing two week’s worth of clothes. At least it’s summer clothes. You have no idea how much I’m looking forward to warm weather.
10-year-old girls crying because they broke up...
I was probably crying because I didn’t have a tamagotchi. Actually, I always thought tamagotchies were stupid and why the fuck do you care so much about taking care of this little pixel picture?
If Pottermore were a plotline...
draconian-idealism: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Impatience Harry Potter and the Chamber of Waiting Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Pottermore Harry Potter and the Goblet of Emails Harry Potter and the Order of the Insider Harry Potter and the Half-Sent Message Harry Potter and the Deathly Tick of the Clock as Time Struggles to Pass
Pros of being a nerd:
No one questions whether or not you’re doing work in class. I’ve done barely any work in English all year and spend so many of my studies on the internet.
Getting so pumped for the oncoming family reunion.
Still got a week and a half til the whole family’s together but less than a week til I get to see my favouritte dorks for the first time in way too long (a year and a half since I’ve seen the fat dork. Nearly a year since the other dork). I’m not exactly sure, but it’s either been nearly four years since the whole fam has been together, or over five. Either wy, it’s...