Neville Longbottom: Right then, so what's the plan Harry?
Harry Potter: Okay, there's something we need to find, something hidden here in Pottermore, and it may help us logon to the site.
Neville Longbottom: Right, what is it?
Harry Potter: We don't know.
Dean Thomas: Where is it?
Harry Potter: We don't know that either. I realise that's not much to go on.
Seamus Finnigan: That's nothing to go on.
THIS SUMS UP POTTERMORE RIGHT NOW.
The Harry Potter Fandom Can Do Anything. →
hellyeahharryfreakingpotter: We can make a puppet show. We can make a musical. We can make a second musical. We can cross two Harry Potter related things and make it hysterical. We can take a famous line from the movie and change it. We can take pictures from the movie and make it look like a picture from another movie. We can take things way too literally. We can take...
I wish I could do a Spanish accent.
I always always wanna quote Starship in Maths now that we’re doing Calculus, but it’s just not the same.
I just really realized why Severus was so nasty to...
hogwarts-express: He thought he was the one who betrayed the Potters, specifically Lily. And in his mind, if it weren’t for Sirius she’d still be alive. fuckk. this is true. And don’t I feel silly not realising it.
girlinthecomputer: Harry Potter and It was Snape…wait no Harry Potter and It’s Malfoy…wait no Harry Potter and it was Sirius Black…wait no Harry Potter and It was Voldemort Harry Potter and fuck you I was right Harry Potter and no it was definitely Snape this time Harry Potter and shit, wrong again
Minimizing media player in case someone sees your...
Could lead to awkward conversations…
astro-ell asked: TWENTY you raging drunk ;)
Sometimes I wonder if I’m friends with Georgie because we’re so similar, or we’re so similar because we’re friends.
Lucky Charms are like the vampires of breakfast cereal. They’re magical, they’re...– John Green (via malmakesmagic)
When I’m 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I’ll be reading Harry...– Alan Rickman (via everdeens-)
So I pulled my phone out in Extension today and I...
I thought nothign of it really, until I got home. Bella came out and she’s all ‘Ohmygosh have you talked to Big B? Check your twitter!’ From her excitement I could kinda tell where This was going. Yes, I found out via Twitter that my sister is pregnant. She had tweeted “I am having a baby. @Toongen, answer your phone.” It wasn’t even a full on @reply, just a...
I always wish people would have dnms with me...
…then I realise, I’m not very good at them and I hate discussing my own personal things. At dinner with the girls we were discussing who likes who and who’s tuning who and I was just thinking ‘As much as I love and trust these girls, my liking/tuning is not going to end up as dinner table discussion and far as I can help’.
Exceeds Expectations is such a bullshit grade.
I mean, it’s like the Twins said, they thought they deserved Es because they exceeded expectations by showing up to exams. On the other hand, Herman would fall short of expectations if she got less than an O.
Last week in physics...
…we counted the number of little squares in the ceiling. Then cross-referenced with Perfect!Ian who had counted once in Biology. The rows have different numbers of squares in them. God I hate having subs.