boy: i just masturbated lol
friend: lol me too *high five*
girl: i just masturbated lol
friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night
my thoughts during school: lol penis lol
my thoughts when im trying to go the fuck to sleep: the purpose of life is not to be happy . it is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well
imfamousontumblr: i know all the words to “Burnin’ Up” by The Jonas Brothers and im not ashamed to admit it
What we expected "Scandals" to look like:
cutiepye: What I WISH ‘Scandals’ looked like.
Developing characters for my Extension 2 story.
My protagonist is described a ‘Tumblr-er’. He’s pree much the ideal nerd boy. His boyfriend is gonna be super lucky.
We’re all weirdos. All we do is talk about poop and farts and all we do is poop...– Meredith Stepien, Space Tour, Boston (via whenthesuspenderscomeoff)
So, my brother is home.
I’m being a total bitch and he’s being entirely infuriating. Seeing him four times in one year is far too much. Especially considering I can usually go over a year without seeing him, rarely speaking to him.
Don’t touch me there! This is my private square. R-A-P-E Stay away from me!
The kids have it all figured out.
”Sometimes I wish I weren’t famous and I was just a fish”
Reading a post about smacking children on a blog
frangipaniprincess: And it’s making me angry. Read More They should enforce a serene attitude upon their productive rural dwelling.
English today reinforced all the reasons I no...
I spent twenty minutes working on my assignment. And about forty reading smut fics with Maddison.
Did you know that you can bite off your finger as...
Romantic Comedies, Their Plots (with spoilers)
zoearcher: Will the thin white heterosexual woman with a vague job in the upscale sector and an impossibly large apartment find love? YES.
You know you're a gay boy when you watch Queer as...
…But I’m not a gay boy.
Get home from a friend's house.
First thing I do is take of my bra and shorts. Which I only put on to go to the friend’s house.
Naughty called us bitches today.
Apparently she also feels it’s inappropriate to ask Perfect!Ian if he’s ever been caught masturbating, and to discuss the conveniences of a penis in masturbation, in class. Also, I think Perfect!Ian was uncomfortable with how comfortable Maddison and I are with reading/discussing masturbation. Damn Naughty wouldn’t let us read that scene in The Slap.
I'm the kind of girl whose happiness is based off...