October 2011
64 posts
This bra would be perfect...
If it didn’t have that weird indent/four-boob thing. Sometimes I can get it not to.
mum: you think these bands have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mum: what
me: nothing
Highlight of my night?
Laughing hysterically about buttsex with Quack for hours.
MY friend's borhter made the status: Just trained...
I don’t think it is a biggie. I mean, yes he made it into the AFL, but isn’t he shit now? And like, hardly ever gets put on? And it’s not like he’s never been to the footy or the training here. He would’ve played fourths here.
Maybe I’m unimpressed because this town seems to only breed footballers. Or completely irritating/shit public speaking fashion...
Does the Doctor use John Smith because it's such a...
toriandrelativedimensionsinspace:
talkgallifreyantome:
-hewastheirfriend:
paper-girl:
burnupasun:
“Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in...”
– ― John Green, An Abundance of Katherines (via tributefromazkaban)
“If you are a student you should always get a good night’s sleep, unless you have...”
– Lemony Snicket (via 0bstacles, shoepastryheart) (via meerkat-rose) (via weareallthieves-) (via georges-ear) (via frangipaniprincess)
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
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So freaking excited!!
This weekend I get to the best friend.
Next weekend I might get to see the original best friend.
Weekend after I get to see the best friend again.
“Harry Potter isn’t real? Oh no! Wait, wait, what do you mean by real? Is this...”
– John Green (via runalovegood)
“[On what his parents find disappointing about him].
Well my older brother,...”
– Tom Ballard, on TGIF (ABC 702 Sydney)
Melinda Buttle is my spirit animal.
Tom Ballard: Now are you still sporty to this very day?
Mel Buttle: Tom, now you've seen me. Uhm. No, I don't. Because I discovered you can get self esteem from other places.
Tom: Like what?
Mel: Like writing mean blogs.
I always think of Lily as Lily Evans, not as Lily...
Sitting in physics today
We were using the smartboard and I couldn’t help but think how funny it is that ‘Save’ is still a floppy disk. I mean, who saves onto floppy disks anymore?
Speaking of, which USB is the castle list on?
Whenever they mention Albion on Merlin
I think of the scummy pub a block from my house. Doesn’t really inspire thoughts of greatness.
So what I'm thinking is:
cutiepye:
This boy:
Plus this boy:
Equals this:
Please??
How has this ship never occured to me?
There's a guy named Louis Styles living in...
onedirection-babes:
That’s… new.
And I didn’t stalk him?!
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So today was my first day at school in a week.
I’ve missed so much these past few months. Two weeks in Isa, two weeks in Sydney and now a week in Adelaide.
I feel kinda of left out of everything. Especially this time as I had no internet or Quack (bitchface needs credit/to check her phone). so I come back today and a few people are excited to see me. The prac teacher for chem decided that my 20% attendance meant I was no longer his...
Time has never gone so slowly as when waiting for...
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“It was one of those rare smiles with a quality of eternal reassurance in it,...”
– The Great Gatsby (via ontheborderlinetonight)
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