Toongen

Your awesome Tagline

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me:
hey
friend:
i have a boyfriend
me:
whats up
friend:
we totally made out last night
me:
ok so how are you
friend:
in love with my hot boyfriend
me:
wow
friend:
boyfriend

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Friend:
Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me:
Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.